Those going to Portsmouth...

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  1. Pon

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    A message for the prawn sandwich brigade...

    Please be aware that i’m taking a smoke bomb (not a flare, a smoke bomb) to Portsmouth which I’ll be letting off when we score.

    I’m also taking 2 gram of Colombia’s finest which I’ll be sniffing in the toilets at half time.

    Gonna have a smoke in there too.

    Sat on row F. Seat 92.

    Welcome to come and join me

    Up the reds!
     
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    PontyRed, Feb 19, 2019
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    Grow up.
     
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    Talking to a smoke bomb? Sounds like you've been on the hard stuff already
     
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    Talking to a smoke bomb? Sounds like you've been on the hard stuff already
     
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    I’m also taking 2 gram of Colombia’s finest which I’ll be sniffing in the toilets at half time.



    Sat on row F. Seat 92.

    Welcome to come and join me

    Up the reds![/QUOTE]

    guess thats one offer not to be sniffed at..
     
    shed131, Feb 19, 2019
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    Unless its a lie its a bit stupid telling everyone where you're sat. You might find yourself ejected before the game even starts.
     
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    You've just made it rather easy to report you. Let's see; seat number, in possession of charlie, a smoke bomb and having a crafty ciggy in the shitters. Significant fine and a ban if you're lucky. Go for it, pal!
     
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    You're either pillocking or an absolute idiot on so, so many levels.
     
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    Sounds a good idea , rack me a big fat line up and leave it on the cistern lid please
     
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    He's clearly looking for a bite, and jeez he got one
     
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    Im in for a line
     
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    Got any Mandies?
     
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    Erm, what are you saying mate ? Is this a wind up?
     
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    A few matey ;)
     
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    That’s the spirit!

    Any more takers?
     
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    I’m saying smoke bomb when we score, smoke in toilet at half time and do you want a line saving?
     
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    Shove it up your arse.
    Pull the pin and blow smoke out of both ends
     
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