Pet hates

Or start a sentence with a capital letter?

 

Hamsters

 

Cyclists* who have their own set of highway code rules.


*some not all.

 

This is my kind of post:
- people who assume that they can park halfway across your drive because ‘you can drive round them’.
- people who obstruct shopping trolley routes in a supermarket. For example turning the trolley to cover the isle then Wandering off.
- the list goes on..... I’m quite an angry person

 

Serving burgers/sandwiches on brioche is a trend that needs to die. Aside from the fact I don't like the sweetness, brioche has very little structural integrity and always ends up crumbling to bits. Just give me a breadcake and stick your artisan* brioche up your arse.

*also, calling anything "artisan" just means it's twice as expensive and half as good.

 

People who stir Tea having just stirred coffee and also people who put instant coffee into a cup followed by sugar then after a while the sugar pot resembles a pot of raisins. LAZY

 

Smokers... say no more!!.

 

Slugs.... rubbish pets.

 

Gemma Collins
Joey Essex
Joe Swash

The One Show

Rude/ignorant people

The Duckworth Lewis method

 

Cyclists that don’t ride in cyclist lanes

 

Barnsley not accepting change, whether its those mad fuckers that chained themselves to the old library and boarded up shops to prevent demolition or the Oakwell faithful still stuck in the 80s.

 

Couldn't agree more

 

People who say "do you know what I mean'
Callers to radio Sheffield praise or grumble
People with strong broad accents who make no attempt to speak clearer so others from out of that area can understand them.
Swearing in public so kids can over hear.
Lorry drivers who drive too close to the car in front.
People with no tolerance of others, everyone makes small mistakes.
People who don't say please and thank you.
Some blokes when at a shop counter struggle to speak to the shop assistant they just grunt.
People who have families and work but are also always at the gym, in the pub or golfing when do they see / spend with their kids.
Littering.
Only being able to take a car not a van to the tip so you have to go multiple times - linked to moving house clear out or if renovating your home.
Bin men when they don't empty the bin because there is a small item in the wrong colour bin.
The cost of snacks and drinks at the cinema.
2 weeks to get an appointment at the doctors.
I could go on and on but I am a miserable xxxx.

 

The current trend to raise the voice at the end of a sentance so that everything sounds like a question, particilarily prevalent amongst millennials. And the fact that whatever has happened ( lost rabbit,house sale fallen through, car wouldnt start) all those interviewed on Look North are always devastated.

 

Oh, and the irony in the BBC claim of impartiality.

 

I'm basically Larry David going about my day, haha...

- Noisy eaters
- The phrase "Nom nom nom"
- People walking into your direct path and then suddenly stopping
- Drivers not understanding right of way
- Tailgaters
- Middle lane drivers
- Dawdling at supermarket tills (unless they're old)
- People moaning at immigration but live/have houses in other countries
- Buzz words in general
- Any reality TV

Could go on forever. Like Fi though it amuses me

 

People who say I gave 110 %, impossible, just say 100%

 

Also people who talk to shop assistants as if they are a lower species or retarded, remember they are having to serve you, a thankless task in itself, show them some respect

 

Ahem, in the video I watched yesterday Daniel Stendel said at least twice he liked stuff 200%.
That's some guy!!