Ten original random thread... favourite move line

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  1. TitusMagee

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    "And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show."
     
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    you're only supposed to blow the blo@dy doors off!
     
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    "Mr Porter Mr Porter, You Alreight Mr Porter"

    " I Bloody champion lad"




    " Your Jud, He int even thi brother"

    " Who is he then mi sister"




    "The big fat get, he want's milkin"
     
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    It’s hard to pick just one line in one film. There are some good ones mentioned above
    I particularly liked the infamy one

    One I particularly like is when Brian tells the crowd they are all individuals and they respond
    “Yes we are all individuals”

    A couple of others which I thought were great at the time

    “I'll have what she's having.” When Harry Met Sally

    And
    “These go to 11”. Spinal Tap
     
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    Hello dearie
     
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    Go ahead mek mi day Clint wen he was Hard
     
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    Mi Dad, Anthony your time is limited Son, Mek most of it and stop trying to walk in thi Brothers shoes.
     
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    From ESB...

    Leia “I Love You”

    Han “I know”
     
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    Can’t remember whether it was cannonball run or smokey and the bandit where the sherif says to his lad
    “ boy, if your mother was alive today, she’d have died o shame”
     
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    Mi Mam, Keep the sun on ya face, and the darkside will always be behind thi
     
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    Our Lass, wheres Remote ya fat idle git
     
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    Mi Daughter, Dad, i love you, CAN I ##########
     
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    "By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within.

    And that means you, smartass."

    Sheriff J.W. Pepper
     
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    Bielsa - After all tomorrow is another season
    Stendel- frankly my dear bielsa I don't give a damn

    ( with apologies to Scarlet O'hara and Rhett Butler)
     
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    My favourite has to be from a Benny Hill sketch. Laid on a bed in a passionate clinch with
    a woman , they hear the front door open and a man shouting " darling where are you."?

    The woman opened the wardrobe door and stuffed Benny into it. The man who it turned
    out was her husband came into the bedroom and said " I had a call at work to say our house was on fire".
    The woman said " Oh what should we do.? " With that you heard a voice coming from the wardrobe.
    " Save the furniture".
     
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    Come on kes lass.....

    ........... Or............


    Estha sin ar Billy....
    Well is norin ere wi me... isie
     
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    Junior you little tick turd
    Al always be your little tick turd pa
     
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    That’s where the last captain fell
    I’m not surprised, have tripped over it twice
     
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    Do you expect me to talk?

    No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
     
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    "Vagina's nice, but you wouldn't want to live in one".
     
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