Dabbing the end of your penis after a piss

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  1. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Lads, whats acceptable?

    Trying to teach the young un, he's currently on a 30 minutes wipe. 6 years old, 2 dabs is acceptable and clinical, at his age l can't say three is a ****.
     
    Gordon Owen, May 24, 2019
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    Shake it once that's fine, shake it twice that's ok... shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.
     
    TitusMagee, May 24, 2019
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    It's three shakes and it's a **** - not three dabs.
     
    Conan Troutman, May 24, 2019
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    Conan speaks the truth.
     
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    No matter how much you shake and dance

    The last drop always ends up in your pants.

    Keats ;)
     
    shenk1, May 24, 2019
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    Tell him to swing it round like a lasso and gyrate his hips as if in a hula hoop at the same time. If he can't do it just show him how it's done.
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, May 25, 2019
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    You see that's all well and good teaching him to wipe...
    But he'll get some weird looks in the pub after hes been to the urinal, then waddles over to the sit darn bogs for some paper!!

    Anyway pants were invented to catch the few drops that come out!!
     
    Artisan-baker-red, May 25, 2019
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    No matter how much you shake your peg.
    The last few drops, go down your leg.

    Poe
    Edgar Allan
    1809-1849.

    Chinese Proverbs.

    Man who pee in empty bucket makes lot of noise,
    Man who pee in full bucket, gets feet wet.

    Man who lays woman on bedspring,
    Soon get offspring.

    Man who lays woman on hill,
    Not on level.
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    When he gets older the dabs change to shakes..
     
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    Pretty sure it was Alan Harper off 2 n afe men :)
     
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    Just do like me and knock the last drops off on the rim of the bog....


    what ya mean yours dunt reach !!!!!!
     
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    Prefer the copper piping in the adjoining stall. Copper has a really cool feel to it
    plus it can be very " tuneful". Always blame me Mam. Used it to always lift me
    up out of the cot by it.
     
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    Its only a bit o skin, keeps me happy.
     
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    Teach him the counting method:
    1. Pants down
    2. Willie out
    3. Foreskin back
    4. Piss
    5. Foreskin forward
    6. Pants up
    Works a treat, just leave him to it, he'll be fine.
    Just check after a couple of days that he hasn't switched to the 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 method.
     
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    man who walks around with hands in pocket feels cocky all day.
     
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    Once you get to 60+, the old maxim applies :-
    "No matter how much you shake your peg, the last few drops run down your leg"
     
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    Mine dangles below the rim.
    Edit. I do sit down to piss. Get stares though if it's in a trough.
     
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    When I was young i used to be able to piss over my head like a hose pipe. Now I'm a dribbling wreck.
     
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    When I read the subject of the thread I thought it was some sort of new dance move.
     
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    If dribbling is a problem. Have the operation to have some nose hairs transplanted into the end of the ****. Then if a dribble starts to appear your **** will sniff it back in.
     
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