Wife Swapping Parties

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  1. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    My ex wife and ex crack whore is now voting conservative, rather than Liberal Democrat. Have anybody else's partners swapped parties recently?
     
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    Two couples had gone away for the week-end. The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of partner swapping for the night.....

    The guys have agreed that if they can pull off the wife swap, when they sit around the breakfast table the following morning, they will tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug the number of times that they did it with each other's wives.Clever enough!

    After several drinks that night they succeed! Jack knows it's that time of the month for his wife and the thought of Bill not knowing this makes him smile.

    The next morning they are all at the breakfast table, slightly hungover and quite uncomfortable, when Jack proudly taps his teaspoon 3 times against his coffee mug.

    After a brief moment of thinking, Bill takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the Nutella.
     
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    My ex went from Ann Summers to Tupperware.

    Main reason she's my ex.
     
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    Remember the story in the tabloids about one of the promotion teams from the 1980s indulging in wife-swapping parties?

    The captain of the time walked into a miserable dressing room on the day it was on the papers and shouted "Now whats this I hear about wife swapping parties? Why didn't one of you invite me?"
     
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    I wish I'd swooped my very ex wife years ago, thank goodness that's in the past!
     
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    took our lass to one years ago, I was well impressed. I got a lawn mower, a Blackies egg and a 63er conker..... REEEESULLLTTTT.
     
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    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    You should be made Brexit Minister in the new government.
     
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    It was Mike Lester who said that.
     
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    Wouldn’t work the blackies egg was the sticking point when TM made a last push
     
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    i went to one with my ex, the women went to the rooms and the guys threw their keys in a bowl................ i ended up in an A.A. box on the north circular
     
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    If anyone is game. me an missus are up for swapping. Throw keys in bowl. We could do with a car upgrade.
    Get mi coit.
     
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