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  1. Bri

    Brian Mahoneys Waist Well-Known Member

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    Just removed the biggest spider I've ever seen in a house.Jet black with a dull yellow back.Any ideas what it could be?
     
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    Hull City fan?
     
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    Sure it weren’t a big bee mate.
     
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    Could be a False Widow.
     
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    Might have bee....n from Mars
     
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    Brian Mahoneys Waist Well-Known Member

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    I can assure you it wasn't buzzing.
     
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    Did your good lady or ma in law . Have to get rid of it for you. :) See picture to follow. (Leave owt like that for ar lass to get rid on. Except moths, silly buggers terrified on em.)
     
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    Giant house spider.
     
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    This owt like it mate. Cave Spider
     
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    I've had a big bugger living on my ceiling for a month now. He/she doesn't bother me, I don't bother him/ her..
    Right above my bed n'all. More action up there, than down here..
    At least it hasn't asked what's happened to the other dog? That would have me in bits.. :)
     
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    Do you charge the bugger rent or is it squatting. Call in the bailiffs if so. ( Ring Spider man or look for the Web page)
     
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    Itll be one of those Russian spis
     
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    Black spider with a yellow shirt on?
     
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    Love spiders, me. They eat the flies.
     
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    Yellow Garden Spider?

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    Was there a really small bloke with hairy feet feightin' it like?
     
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    Did you know that spiders have 8 testicles?
     
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    Me too. All empty.
     
  19. Hooky feller

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    That's balls.
     
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    Agreed, a reyt load of balls...
     
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