Can you pay them not to lap dance near you? With those 2 beauties twitching in front of me me knob ed knock the table over along wit dinner.
RS - hate to tell you I didn't find your illustrated post amusing or interesting and personally don't think such posts have a place on this site.
The owner of Wetherspoons is pro Brexit so how on earth can he justify employing dancers from Lapland? The man's deluded