Collins - Dogger Robo Cavare - Meh Williams - Never been a footballer Halme - Pile Of turd Anderson - One man defence Thomas - 12 year old playing mans football Brown - Is he playing? Mowatt - Best player we have Sibbick - Dogsh1t Chaplin - Toilet Woodrow - Lonely.
Collins - Stepping on a three pin plug in the dark Robo Cavare - Finding out your missues has been shagging another bloke Williams - Finding out your missus has been shagging two other blokes and a large lizard Halme - Being sat next to a screaming child on a 9 hour flight Anderson - Having an urgent question and being routed through to an Indian call centre Thomas - Your computer crashing and losing the day's work Brown - Stepping in chewing gum Mowatt - When you've dropped a big'un and realise there's no bog roll Sibbick - Getting stuck behind a tractor for 7.5 miles Chaplin - Someone not holding the door at the Alhambra Woodrow - He was alright to be fair
Ah but, We just have to wait a bit longer until it all ‘clicks’ though don’t we? Somebodies going to get a hammering aren’t they? Remember all the players are really good we’re told.
Collins - 4. One good save. Mostly decent distribution. Too quiet and stupid mistake for their second. Organise your defence. Cavare - 4. Very good going forward. Not bothered about defining. Caused their 3rd. Bad. Halme - 5. ok. Should have done better for their goals. Anderson - 6. As above, slightly not as bad. Williams - 2. Turgid. Mowatt - 5. Terrible from set pieces. Sibbick - 6. Decent in tight spaces but very raw. Thomas - 6. Lots of effort. Runs blood to water. Toothless in final 3rd. Brown - 6. Tried bless him. He'll be off in Jan. Chaplin - 5. Ineffective. Should have taken a touch and put us two up in 1st half. Woodrow - 7. Classy, good vision. Good work ethic, can't fault his performance. Wilks - 6. Unlucky, should have had a pen. Schmidt - N/A. Anonymous. Thiam - ditto. Ollie Watkins is fantastic. He'll end up at Bournemouth or Saints next year in prem Woo
A don’t know what people see in mads he’s absolutely horrific. I’ve watched him multiple times closely to see the fuss and his positioning just everything is awful. Least Halme as won 2 or more area threats
Collins - kicking is his strength, today it was ****. Cavare - strolled abart Williams - not got any eyes Halme - borrowed William's eyes Anderson - borrowed Halmes eyes Thomas - ran into people, a lot. Brown - what number was he? Mowatt - gave it his best shot. Sibbick - got megged by the same player, about 4 times. Chaplin - should have scored if he'd taken a touch. Woodrow - he'll not hang around.
