My mother told me time and time again not to believe everything you read as "It says Bisto on the buses but they do not sell it". Wise words
When I worked on Barnsley Market and somebody couldn't find what they wanted from the chest freezer “ eyup wiz thi mushy peys cos a can’t see fo lookin “ then when I was loading the barrow said to my boss “ ee if lad ad brains eed be dangerous wunt e “. Heard both every Saturday for two years. My how I laughed
You three are a pair of b@ggers if ever I saw one “Wor tha born in a barn?” (If door left open If stood in front of the tele, “tha men’s a better dooer than a window” “If the wind changes, thi face’ll stay like that”
money talks but wealth whispers - it's better in thy pocket than theirs - nivver leave a building through a door tha' didn't come in through -
My mum has always used "soft Mick" as a comparison in loads of scenarios. "He / she / you have more *** than soft Mick" ***insert topic of discussion I've always wondered who the hell soft Mick is.
Sorry, but lots of you don't speak pure Barnsley or can't type it....if tha carnt dooit thissen giz a shart un al geeyit a gu to meck it reight . Took longer to override predictive than type that *****