Toilet rolls

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  1. sadbrewer

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    It wasn't the cheapest....she bought it to teach you a lesson!!
     
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    What I want to know is why in some budget hotels the sheets are not as wide as the stuff we get at home?
     
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    Maybe the owners believe that tight-arses are cleaned more easily and need less square inches to do the job.
     
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    **** happens.

    Get over it.
     
    John Peachy, Jan 20, 2020
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    Moist. It's what separates us from the animals.
     
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    Made great tracing paper though for school homework;)
     
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    Beards or Mullets...I'm with Chris Waddle.
     
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    so out of curiousity I looked to see if you could still get the classic Izal Medicated Toilet paper I remember from my youth. They dont make it anymore but found this on Ebay - new AND USED !!!
    Izal_delete.JPG
     
    Farnham_Red, Jan 20, 2020
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    Like the post. Though I not sure about the possible insinuation. Although I am a Yorkshireman.
     
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    I'd like to know why toilet paper is becoming so narrow these days.
    The party line would be that they are saving the planet's resources, I end up using much, much more of the stuff.
    When it's only 3 or 4 inches wide, like at Oakwell, most of your bare hand ends up coated. It can't be very pleasant for the people I meet and greet with a hearty handshake.
     
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    If it's the wrong way round on a tiled wall, it can get wet with condensation. Nothing worse than wet toilet paper.
     
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    [QUOTE="George Kerr, post: 2413169, member: 120679". Nothing worse than wet toilet paper.[/QUOTE]

    You have had a very sheltered existence if you think there is nothing worse than wet bog roll
    Actually the Izal was better wet in any case
     
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    You have had a very sheltered existence if you think there is nothing worse than wet bog roll
    Actually the Izal was better wet in any case[/QUOTE]


    So was 'The Daily Herald' in the 1950s.
     
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    Izal - is that the shiny stuff like tracing paper at school that you had to be careful with - the shiny surface meant it was too easy to overshoot leaving skid marks right up ones arse crack lol
     
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    ... all catching in the net, in such volume that there was a delay while the ground staff pulled it all out. And allegedly one of the players gathered it up and took it home. Did that habit die out in the early 80’s?
     
    CarltonRed, Jan 21, 2020
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