My name is James Brown. I get a lot of good seats in restaurants but I'm always a huge let down. Get on up
When I was a Sheffield Poly one of the lecturers was called (no word of a lie) Michael Hunt. We called him...............Michael.
Both these are true: Had a teacher called Isaac Hunt. Went to university with a girl who everyone knew as Chris Lear. At graduation we got to ear her full name... Crystal Sandra Lear.
True story.... An old mate of mine had a mate in the Dewsbury area who was an accountant..... he was called David Frank Huck... When answering the telephone he would speak rather quickly and simply say... DF HUCK.....