[Official Site] Vacancy: Laundry Assistant

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  1. Newsbot

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    Vacancy: Laundry Assistant
    Club News

    Barnsley FC are looking for a hard-working and organised laundry assistant to work within the club’s laundry department.

    Continue reading on the official site...
     
    Newsbot, Feb 25, 2020
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    What a tremendous opportunity for someone.

    I would love to apply for this role as I am at somewhat of a loose end having retired just recently, but regrettably I do not have access to email at the moment. Does anyone know if Barnsley football club will accept hand written applications.

    With Best wishes and warm regards

    George Spicer
     
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    Duties do not involve Patrick Schmidt’s kit.
     
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    I was waiting for the first post on these lines along with mending duties for Thiam's!
     
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    is the twin tub regularly serviced?
     
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    Now we know why they are here. Opening admitting to it being a laundering operation.
     
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    Bloody norah, Spicer makes an appearance. Notice though it's only as a result of some potential shorts and thong sniffing.
     
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    Not sure it’s your cuppa tbh it’s front loading
     
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    The board are now doing their dirty washing in public are they?
     
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    Monday to Friday? Might go in for it
     
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    Nice to see the owners are starting to get the message. If they'd advertised this in August, it would have said "Previous experience not needed".
     
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    Is putting the sprinklers on every home game part of the pre wash.
     
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    This is way outside the transfer window, I see a 3 match ban for McGeehan looming.
     
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    My mum will retire from this role at the club and let me tell you it’s not an easy job
     
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    So now we know who your contact is lol
     
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    You can’t say that you will get me in trouble
     
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    Its reight what they say abart wesher women then.
     
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    "Must have 65 years experience in front of a wesher, a Championship wesher.

    Unfortunately at this moment in time we are unable to take applicants from overseas - no English wesher experience"

    Missed an opportunity there.
     
    Gordon Owen, Feb 25, 2020
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    No mention of pay. They are learning from previous adverts where how little they offered got slagged off.
     
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    They are currently looking abroad for a cheaper wesher woman, preferably Austrian and must be under 21 years old so they can declare a substantial interest in her future movements the day she pisses off down to work for the local launderette.
    Seen in the car park earlier, W3SH 4U with the slogan Wie Sind Die Weshers Fur Sie.
     
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