How To Avoid Relegation

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  1. Hot

    Hotbovril Active Member

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    Forget formations, form tables, experience and other ingredients that we cling on to. I have missed the last 3 games due to been on holiday in Sri Lanka. Clearly my absence from these games as sparked our up turn in fortune. The plan is simple each season ticket holder pays £1.00 into a crowd funding page and I stay here until the end of the season. I have costed in accommodation until the eos and first class flight home. I am willing to do this for the sake of the Tarn.
    COYR
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    I will be at Reading if not
     
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    Sopwith Camel Well-Known Member

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    Keep playing mid table sides who are just going through the motions and picking up a wage. And haven't realised they haven't done enough and themselves are in a religation fight...
    No coincidence the club's at the bottom are winning and the ones above aren't.
     
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    You may be right but surely it’s worth paying a pound as insurance.
     
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    Fake News ... there's a guy on twitter who's wearing a red sock over his leg pot ... its obviously down to him. This is a scam people, don't fall for it. Are we even sure Hotbovril (if that really is his name) is actually in Sri Lanka ! ).
    Not falling for that again. As GW Bush famously said 'Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again!'"
     
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    Spot on assessment. The run up to Christmas we played mid table sides and brought us back into contention. The run up to the last three matches we play similar teams.
     
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    It’s OK CR I don’t need the crowd funding anymore. There is a bloke staying in our hotel who knows a Nigerian Prince. If I pay the Prince £2k in cash to set up an account he will put 10 million in to help him move money into the UK. For this he will let me keep whatever interest it earns. I can’t believe my luck!
    COYR
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    I haven’t seen the man since I gave him the money but I’m sure it will be OK
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Surely if you have been in Asia dont you need to self quarantine for 2 weeks on your return in case you are carrying that corona virus thingy so that should see us safely past reading and Cardiff
     

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