I think if I grew a beard I’d look like Sadam Hussain the day he was captured and brought out of that hole
I’m attempting for the 100th time to grow a beard. For the 100th time I’ve got a lovely tache and patches of random ginger hair. It’s not a pretty look.
we have a dog grooming set of clippers. The dogs will have nothing of them so they are totally unused. I went over mine with them 12mm (#4) not a bad job at all...... but now I am not allowed on the furniture.
What a disgusting thing to say! Once this lockdown is over, I'm coming for you and may God have mercy on your soul once I'm finished with you!