Guys I used to work on submarines many years ago and met up with one of my old submariner mates yesterday - we reminisced about various things including how he split up with his girlfriend - basically what happened was that he had been on a night out with his girlfriend, they had downed a few beers, had a curry and gone back to his flat, anyway they were in bed and she was sucking him off when he farted in her face, he claimed it was because he was so relaxed that it just popped out so to speak and that he didn't mean to do it - he did say the smell was bad with the curry, beer and all, and apologised profusely, but she was having none of it and basically got dressed, walked out and he never saw her again - What do you reckon guys, Do you think this is an overreaction by her or not?
Is the "friend" really you, and you didn't really break lockdown meeting up with him? We wont judge... (We will)
I guess it depends on the downward pressure applied here really. Was it a little silent one that crept out or a full on one that left a mushroom cloud and the force of it rippled her cheeks?
Doesn't sound like a silent one to me. If they were dating I reckon it was probably fair that she told him to do one. If it was more long term id say overreaction and potentially a bit more forgiveable.
Loving this thread - after endless threads about Covid-Boris-Trump this thread is like a breath of fresh air --- mmm perhaps not!
'Candle in the Wind' - with apologies to Elton. 'Blow the wind Southerly, Southerly...….' - with apologies to the late great Kathleen Ferrier.
I’m guessing he had a small periscope if he trumped in her face and that was the real reason she left
The question at hand is...from a navel or naval point of view depending on your stance... Thus... Did the said poster whilst under pressure to please and serve, actually manage to up load the said torpedo into the correct chamber at hand and therefore was, whilst under pressure himself, able to control the expected discharge of the said weapon by deploying it correctly at the time of deployment Or did one witness a premature discharge of said weapon that failed to reach target.. Back ground info.... Escaped gas is rare but is not uncommon and can happen.. Apparently so I'm led to believe.. it often takes place when faulty seals appear in certain Chambers.. when for instance they too have seen their fair share of action and due to extensive penetrative damage over the years their own seals thus become weak, mainly due to a vast selection of torpedoes and all manner of items being inserted.. This in turn, allows all manner of stuff besides gasses to escape... I have it on good authority that the submariners and other naval crew members were, especially prone to experiencing certain malfunctions in that area... One can only thank ones resolve and lack of interest in not bending over looking for the..... wheeeeels...... on the hull of the ship whilst serving at sea... One further point of note... Its not advisable to stuff action figures inside said chamber due to the chance if it gets stuck... You will have to... Search for the hero inside yourself..... Whilst singing... Something inside so strong.. Altogether...now .....Star fishing across the milky way...
As my old mam used to say. “No matter where you may be, Let your wind blow free, In church or chapel, Let it rattle.”
