Well done Mr Corbyn on not announcing any new child today. At your age it would be a struggle and would surely be disadvantageous for a little sprog to have an elderly dad. Well done again!
But if he had have had one he would be irresponsible and selfish and it would have been a terrorist or something and having an allotment shows he’s not fit for public office and the Convid 19 thing is all his fault because It sounds a bit like comrade and Russian which he is and a spy and traitor and things
With his age would have to be immaculate conception... and end up being a revered Jewish leader... so lucky escape there then !!!
I still think it's noteworthy that the magic money tree appeared, free broadband supplied and the homeless issue was resolved so soon even though he wasn't elected. Viva La Corbs.