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  1. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Any suggestions

    some of the responses to this are quite good
    Not least those pointing out our Police should learn to spell if they are going to use big words

     
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    I wonder whether it would be illegal if it was hands free
     
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    HGV driver is grassing *******
     
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    '\/\/ankers apprehend another \/\/anker?'
     
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    Staffordshire police must have a much better 101 system than us if he could call the number, report the crime and have a car on the scene all within two junctions.
    Try that with south Yorkshire police and he'd have already finished, cleaned up, put his old man away and parked his car in the garage before they'd even answered the phone
     
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    Just showing off that, I struggle to change the radio station
     
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    I take it you find it difficult to fiddle with the knob while driving
     
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    Think you will have to suck it and see
     
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    Easy mistake.. I get mine mistaken for the gearknob..
     
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    Neil Shipperley out for a drive.
     
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    Daylight Rubbery .
     
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    Always check your mirrors before pulling off.
     
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    We’ve all done it
     
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    Traffic police attend motorway pull-over
     
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    ******* satnav!
    Told me to pull off at the next junction
     
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