You shouldn't laugh at others' misfortunes...

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  1. Por

    PortisRed Well-Known Member

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    No bums on seats round his house then...
     
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    He'll get complaints at the next game for standing. He hates sit darners
     
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    Should have got a couple of fat bottomed girls round to do his gardening.
     
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    Bet he was ember arsed.
     
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    Most likely had worse than that from Freddie
     
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    Funniest incident I heard of came from my wife's friend who was a Sister on A&E at Pinderfields
    Hospital in Wakefield. Small hours they admitted a chap with serious lacerations to his head,
    shoulders and arms.

    Apparently during the previous day, he had started fitting a new letter plate to his front door, but
    it had got dark before he could complete the job.

    He had turned in for the night intending to finish the job the next morning. He slept in the nude
    apparently. During the night a wind blew up and the letter plate started to rattle. As a result, his
    wife asked him to sort it. He went downstairs got a piece of newspaper and bent down intending
    to wedge the plate.

    Unbeknown to him, their pet Yorkshire Terrier quietly came up behind him and licked his " meat
    and two veg" resulting in him leaping forward and ultimately booking a nighttime slot at A&E.
     
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    Likely story
     
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    Badger rash .
     
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    It reminds me of an incident at a friend's house...which ended with a nasty gash on the forehead....Mick worked for Perry's the motor dealers as a mechanic, but he also did jobs on the side at home. It was a regular thing that he'd be home before his missus...if he was under a car she would often give him a playful squeeze of the crown jewels before she went in the house.
    On this day she came back from work and saw the Perry's overall clad legs sticking out... and made the usual grab for the privates....unfortunately Mick was in the house and it was a mate from work helping him out under the car.
     
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