Made me laugh

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    Guessing you're a young un

     
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    Well at least you got me laughing. I'm 73 and I'm really still no wiser. I just don't get what's funny.
     
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    A friend of mine said he didn't understand cloning.
    I said "that makes two of us"
     
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    Teacher: Cummings junior, can you put contagious in a sentence?
    Cummings junior: Dad should've self isolated in London, but he chose to drive 250 miles to try and kill my grandparents, and the journey took the contagious.
     
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    Few days old but only just seen this
     
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    Well, thats me in Hospital :oops:
    This has not been a good day. After spending the last 9 weeks quarantined inside the house, and going stir crazy I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in ages. It turned out to be a one big mistake!
    I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine. But then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup, the horse was then going like the clappers with me on the ground with my foot stuck in the stirrup. The horse just would not stop it was out of control I've never known anything like it.


    Thankfully the manager at Spar came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the machine again........
     
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    Bob Mortimer True. D. Cummings ?:confused:
     
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    BTW I know. I didn't write it, I'm just sharing it.
     
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