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  1. thetykester

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    Saw this blok other day, 700 stitches in his face, had is balaclava on back to front.
     
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    The Egyption Government has instructed taxi drivers in Cairo to drive around the city honking their horns to give the impression the city is busy and to restore the normal sounds of life.

    It is hoped the feel of the normal hustle and bustle will help reduce the feelings of stress and anguish in the population during the pandemic.

    Operation Toot and calm em will last for about a week.
     
    Carlycu5tard, Jun 22, 2020
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    Got all nostalgic in the car today. As I put it into reverse I thought myself...."this takes me back"
     
    Redstone, Jun 22, 2020
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    One for the train geeks.

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    Carlycu5tard, Jun 26, 2020
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    Ireland are to open swimming pools on July 5th. But due to social distancing regulations there will be no water in lanes 2 4 and 6
     
    arabian_ian, Jun 26, 2020
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    What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?

    I don’t know and I don’t care.
     
    Exile, Jun 26, 2020
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    My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

    He winked at me and said: “I’m off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park.”
     
    Exile, Jun 26, 2020
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    Breaking News.
    Priti Patel has ordered the beaches at Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham to be closed with immediate effect.
     
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    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks: “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He said: “They had avocados.”
     
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    This is the first year I'm not going to Disneyland because of Covid 19.
    Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.
     
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    A Woman who had multiple convictions for stealing clothes from washing lines has vowed to reform.
    She said "I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
     
    Redstone, Jul 2, 2020
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    I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes.

    But that’s Heinz sight for you.

    (........gets coit)
     
    Exile, Jul 2, 2020
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    Moan :confused:
    Liked the gets coit. :)
     
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    Social Distancing in pubs by 3 o’clock today.
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    What’s the problem Captain? ....T.wats sir, thousands of them!
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    I overdosed on viagra once. Hardest day of my life.
     
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