[Official Site] A message from Dane Murphy

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  1. Newsbot

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    Dear Reds fans,

    This week, I have been mostly eating, Wigan.

    Dane.
     
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    Burgundy Red gives fans his thoughts ahead of the weekend's clash with Wigan Athletic.

    Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God ...
     
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    No **** Sherlock. Make him captain .
     
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    Fair play to him. I said he's been quiet lately well he's spoke tonight and as usual come across quite well.

    Just need his cowardly bosses to come out of hiding now
     
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    Would have been nice for him to say "we realise now we got it wrong last Summer."

    That would have commanded my respect.
     
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    The last person at the club to say we got it wrong last summer and so challenge Mr Conmerchantways assertion that it was the best transfer window ever is currently drawing unemployment benefit in Germany via a short spell in Scotland. You don't follow the boards line you get the sack Murphy knows that hence the warm words and little substance in the statement.
     
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    Can’t say it now tbf, on the eve of a huge game. Probably needs admitting in the summer imo
     
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    I think that’s due another day not now
     
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    Without significant owner investment it's almost impossible to compete in the Championship. The owners tried something different this season and it hasn't worked, they'd be the first to admit that. The poor recruitment and sales of players to our direct competitors have made it even harder. However I'm still proud to support a club that is debt free and refuses to join in the obscene financial circus of this division.
     
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    This season? The did it from the moment they walked in.

    Nobody has a problem with having to sell but that doesn't mean having to replace with cheap tat either.
     
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    Same Dane who gave his bird a job in the academy at 40k a year without it being advertised.

    Alledgedlly....
     
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    Sounds a bit iffy can’t be true.
     
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    Dear reds fans

    Thankyou for the 7500 season ticket sales. We wish cauley Alex Jacob and connor all the best in the championship. The offers we received for all of these four players was just to good to turn down and tell you the truth just like every single player me and the locusts have cashed in on they really hated the club and wanted to leave anyway. So in fact we did them a favour by selling all four for an undisclosed fee but rest assured it will be 20% of their true market value.

    however our blind European scout the same one who scouted Anderson and Schmidt has informed us of 23 players in the Transylvania blood suckers pub league who are all under 21 years old. Yes some are without their limbs but at least we will save money on the rubbing oils. We think for a combined fee of £700 and a years supply of pickled onion space Raiders will demonstrate to you our wonderful supporters what our true ambition is. 2 relegations in 3 years and the systematic dismantling and asset stripping of the profitable players and replacing them with lower league inexperienced out of their depth gambles will hopefully be forgotten and please remember the huge investment of the x 2 new handryers in the east stand lower bogs and how we suckered a load of volunteers to run the fan zone behind the east stand. Please ignore even though we are owned by billionaires we are still yet to blow the dust off our wallets and spend a single penny of our own money to help the club.

    Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa is the message from my howdy diddly partner Paul he’s been ringing the tills and £8 million for x 4 of our best players (Sorry cash cows) + the 7k+ season ticket sales will mean we still turn a profit on the excel spreadsheets so all is good my howdy partners.

    as hacksaw Jim Duggan would say UUUU S A UUUU S A UUUU S A

    PS: we are excited to announce that Schmidt has been scoring very regular.........on the Xbox.....he is normally Playing as Brazil against Samoa and Regularly nets for them if he holds x and r1 finesse shot
     
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    Tax beneficial. Relatively common for folk in senior positions in a company.
     
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    Who held the position before?
     
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    Do t think it existed before, sure I read somewhere it was created to help Bobby concentrate on the football side and she oversees all non playing side.
    Sure I also read the article made it clear she worked alongside him on an even footing.
     
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    Similar to a recent job advert placed in the bogit and scarper job section.
    Person wanted to work alongside Hotbovril. Duties include turning up as little as possible, making a brew now and then and been able listen to the boss complain about the reds for days after each defeat. You will need to have been married to Mr Bovril for 35 years and had three children to him. If you think you can fill this position let him know over breakfast. You will be allowed to name your own salary
     

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