Patrick Schmidt v every f*cker else Minutes - 400 touches - 0 Shots - 0 Goals - 0 points earned - 0 Dirt/sweat on kit - 0 but nows not the time! reight striker today
He’s definitely got more goals than touches. I’ll hold my hands up, today I was throwing my arms about and had a face like a slapped arse when he came on. But that goal I celebrated it like we’d won the league. Lifeline! Fair play Pat let’s have another Wednesday!
I can't remember who told me.... someone who watches the reserve games ( for want of a better word) said he hardly gets involved in games, but give him a chance to score and he's deadly.
He’s scored a goal every 137 minutes he’s played. He rarely gets long on the pitch so I think some of the criticism of him is unfair - maybe he’s a David Fairclough/Solkjaer super-sub.
He’s a sniffer. A finisher. Nowt else but who cares. Has had unwarranted abuse on here since arriving. Top scorer next season.
I don't get the impression that he'll contribute much outside the box but has an instinct for being in the right place inside it. He'd probably do well up front with a big target man.
