Whats for tea ? Two kicks at back door. I’m thirsty. Plenty if corporation pop int tap. And that all time favorite in our house-‘ It’s not am laikin art mam it’s playing out ! ‘
"you'll grow up into a fine looking young man ......" "what a lovely head of hair ..." "what's that, you've got yourself a girlfriend ...."
‘ I can’t see for looking’ my mam used to say it all the time when whatever she was looking for was in plain sight.
Yes, my in laws are Scottish - we visited them just before lockdown in deepest Glasgow and her auntie came in with a bag of "messages", l looked at my missus and mouthed "WTF".
tub full of Danny Oates Ice cream watching "It's a knockout" - me Mam used to say that Stuart Hall - he is such a nice guy! - we live and learn I guess - I heard he had a new book out - "it's a **** out"
Me: Can I have an ice cream.? Mum: No you can't for asking. Sister. I didn't ask Mum. Mum. You couldn't have wanted one then.