It's never nice when a colleague is beheaded ...

https://socceronsunday.com/article/...-L3Q5TgXv5bRe1__z9raxFruSa4Ae0M5MEPWgkGRXl4Ls

 

She thinks it was the reight decision, jeez.

 

spokeswoman Amanda Staveley told Soccer on Sunday:

"But 48 people have worked on this deal, and only 6 of them have been beheaded.”
“That’s less than 15%,” she added. “You can’t say fairer than that.”

what the f***

crazy bitch.....

 

I know it’s very wrong of me but l couldn’t stop myself tittering at this.
Steve Bruce must be a worried man

 

This has to be a wind up. Nobody would say this in a serious interview...

“I’m excited,” said the British businesswoman. “The media will focus on the negatives, like the beheading. That’s how they sell papers. But 48 people have worked on this deal, and only 6 of them have been beheaded.”

“That’s less than 15%,” she added. “You can’t say fairer than that.”

 

It's a spoof!!??

 

c'mon guys. It's clearly a satirical article.

ffs.

 

Better than having headless chickens on the pitch I suppose

 

Of course it is. Nothing in the interview can be taken seriously.

 

It is like summat Boris would come art with off script.

 

I mean there's another article on there saying VAR has won the Man Utd player of the year, and Vince McMahon has taken over Sunderland.

 

Like the lumplard one missen.

 

It's a spoof. But I bet most people had to do a double take with it. That in itself is a damning indictment not only of the authorities who would contemplate sanctioning the takeover but also a large percentage of football fans who will happily leave morals on the doorstep where their own club is concerned. It's one of the main reasons football is f**ked, because football fans who, collectively would hold massive power, will never join forces to help clean up the game.

 

That has to be a spoof.
If not she’s a cold callous bitch

 

Very much so. All the articles are hilarious, but have some elements of truth in there.

 

It’s a spoof, ffs....

 

I do like the VAR one. The ever-reliable Varsy.

 

It would be funny if at the presser after Newcastle's first home win of the season Bruce came out with the statement: "We had to flog a few players in the transfer window to sharpen up the squad".