He’s worried that we lost 2-0 on Saturday and 6-0 today. If defeats continue at this rate by the time we play the deedars on 12th December we’re going to lose 68-0.
Tick as appropriate: 1. Tyketical Mastermind 2. Tyketical Misinformation Spreader 3. Tyketical Masturbator.
He told me we could avoid the "2nd wave" of '17-defeats-on-the-spin-itis' by maintaining a safe social distance between our centre halves and their strikers. I passed this on to Gerhard before kick off. Sorry if this affected the result.
Hopefully those in charge will take heed and announce a package of emergency measures within a credible fiscal framework to avoid that outcome.