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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    I went to get a Halloween costume this morning.
    I asked the guy for a Dracula outfit but he brought out a Sheffield Wednesday kit. I had to explain he had misheard me and I actually wanted to look like a count ! :D
     
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    I couldn't believe it today when my son came home with two armchairs and a settee...
    I've told him a million times, never accept suites from strangers!
     
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    How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?

    Hide their spades
     
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    Here thall want this
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    Are you as moral as you think you are?

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
    By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
    Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.

    THE SITUATION:
    You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
    There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
    This is a flood of biblical proportions.
    You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
    The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
    There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.

    THE TEST:
    Suddenly you see a man in the water.
    He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
    You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
    You suddenly realize who it is. It's Donald Trump! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

    YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
    You can save the life of Donald Trump or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful Republican men hell bent on the destruction of America.

    THE QUESTION:
    Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.
    "Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"



     
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    Mi dad was brilliant at his job, He never lost a case.
    Best baggage handler ever at Manchester airport
     
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    What do you call a hippies wife?

    Mississippi....
     
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    One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, a Mormon Hippie counting his wives.
     
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    I just noticed that the wife is wearing her sexy underwear which can only mean one thing.
    She is behind in her washing.
     
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    Shouldn’t you be watching the match? Maybe not. Got any others?
     
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    I’m afraid modern technology has not arrived this far north yet.
     
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    Then I may have to move.....just to avoid this perpetual pain that BFC cause me.
     
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    Believe me I have my own problems here trying to keep positive with my own club.
     
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    The Pope on his last visit to Glasgow was handing out miracles.
    Billy went up on stage and the Pope asked him what can I do for you?
    Billy asks can you help me with my hearing?
    Certainly says the Pope, puts his hands on Billy’s ears says a prayer then asks how is you hearing now?
    Don’t know says Billy it’s not until next Wednesday.
     
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    Why is Trump not allowed in the Whitehouse?

    It’s For Biden
     
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    Has he left yet?
     
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