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  1. Marlon

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    He’s still on his spinning machine spinning for gold it’s TRUMPLESTILTSKIN
     
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    Wayne Rooney in Derby County's midfield.
     
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    Wayne Rooney WAS Derby County's midfield :)
     
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    I thought he was in Matty James' back pocket to be honest
     
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    Careful archey, you're posting non jokes on the jokey thread. Some people won't be happy :);)
     
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    Is the most hated man in football, the supporter who stands on the terracing at Borussia Monchengladbach shouting "Give us a B"
     
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    No, that would be the guy at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football club. He has to start before kickoff to get it in before the end of the match :)
     
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    Absolutely devastated for my friend. A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and why during this terrible time?
    He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves.
    What a waste of time, effort, training and money

    A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
     
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    A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the wife reminded the husband: "Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!"

    The man replied: "That's at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook..." :)
     
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    During the weekly Ante-Natal class, the instructor emphasised the importance of exercise, hinting strongly that husbands need to get out and start walking with their wives. From the back of the room one expectant father inquired, “Would it be okay if she carries a bag of golf clubs while she walks?”
     
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    Doctor goes into a care home. He sees one old lady and asks “ Have you been bed ridden since you got here?”
    “No sonny” she says “but I’ve been back scuttled over mi frame a couple of times”
     
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    I was arrested yesterday after my neighbours complained about me playing Englebert Humperdinck records all night...

    Police released me, let me go!
     
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    I bought a new stick deodorant today.
    The instructions said remove cap and push up the bottom.
    I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells nice.
     
    RedStriker, Nov 15, 2020
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