Any keen w@nkers on here. Advice needed

Hopefully when this covid lockdown business is over or settled down my wife and i were thinking of doing a w@nk in the Ladybower reservoir area.

Anyone done a w@nk in that area? Is it easy to get to and park up and what levels of w@nks are there to consider?

Any advice greatly appreciated.

 

Love it!!!

 

What is a watnk?

 

Is it when you do it under water?

 

Filth

 

Only w@nk with suitable shoes and a regatta fleece on. Also I would recommend that you and your ‘better half’ try not to w@nk for any consistent period longer than 6 hours, as it can lead to serious back trouble.

I hope this assists.

 

A w@nking stick is useful but remember to change hands at 50 to avoid fatigue.

 

Having a W@nk in the open air is bordering on illegal or at best against public decency. There are plenty of w@nkers out there. Ready to report you to the authority w@nkers. Where you may end up in front of a w@nk judge. and you my end up with a fine that you think is w@nk. As there are 2 of you it could be an expensive w@nk, So you have to consider is having a w@nk outdoors worth it. W@nk decision to make, I know. Hope that helps.

And if you don’t like this post. GO W@NK THISSEN.

W@nk thread btw.

 

My only advice is to cut a hole out of your pockets so you can have a play before you actually get it out of your trousers.

This pandemic is due to be over on December 2nd apparently so it will probably be really cold at that point.

Nothing worse than trying to get a 2 inch shrivelled penis to get angry.

It’ll be like trying to wrestle a bald dwarf.

 

I bet there are some nice spots on the Trans Pennine Trail. Just roll up in your lycra's find a nice bush and watch for ex Barnsley managers to ride past and quickly whack away.

 

Don’t forget a camera, many a good w@nk has been spoiled when you come across something unusual that would have made a great picture!

 

Dog owners have to be really good wa@kers.
If you imagine you pop your little friend out a couple of times a day over a period of say ten years, more or less, then you're looking at more than 7000 wa@ks.
Multiply that by several dogs over your lifetime and you're totally fu.cked.
And then you meet other wa@kers doing the same thing ....

 

My advice is to watch out for blisters. Carry a pack of Compeed just in case, and apply plenty of vaseline before you get going. This is especially important in damp conditions. At the first, tinest hint of a strange sensation, stop immediately and adjust your clothing, and apply a Compeed.

If you're planning a really long multi-day session, it helps to practice at home for about 10 days prior, to get your hand in. If you try this, make sure you use the same equipment as out in the field, so you can get accustomed to it. Once you are underway, make sure you rest properly each evening and expose yourself to plenty of fresh air - this helps recovery and delays the onset of blisters.

Have fun!

 

I think the OP needs to be on the government handling of COVID thread where there is plenty of information re: w@nkers.

 

Its a wa nk with tea at haif time to re warm the hands.

 

There's a great selection of grouse butts that can serve as a great Amsterdam style wanking booth.

 

True, over the years I've seen loads of w@nkers in grouse butts. It's almost as if they are constructed specially for them.

 

You might want to consider trying the Wim Wànkhof method prior to a long wànk in the country it helps with stamina

 

Depends if you want a nice leisurly/ slow w+=k which will culminate in a brilliant rush or if you like to get your head down and have a good stomping w#%k which is a relatively quick w$^k, but make it aggressive lol, which ever w#$k you decide make sure you leave the wife and kids at home, you dont want to traumatise them showing them your first long w%^k around loudybower after lockdown

 

Of course I'm married