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  1. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    Watch till the end ;)

     
    shenk1, Nov 19, 2020
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    Famous political quotations

    “I have a dream” Martin Luther King Jnr 1963

    “We will fight them on the beaches” Winston Churchill 1940

    “Make me a cup of tea you useless fücker” Priti Patel, 2020
     
    pompey_red, Nov 21, 2020
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    Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

    He couldn't control his pupils.
     
    Archey, Nov 21, 2020
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    Archey Well-Known Member

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    I've just found out that I'm colourblind. That came right out of the orange.
     
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    I went for a job as a handyman. In the interview I was asked:
    Can you paint? “No”
    Gardening? “No”
    Woodwork? “No”
    Plumbing? “No”
    Electrics? “No”
    Carpet fitting? “No”
    Car maintenance? “No”
    Brickwork? “No”
    Eventually, the interviewer asked, “So Tonjy, what’s handy about you?” I replied,
    “I live just round the corner “
     
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    They can't show the Flintstone's programmes in Kuwait. But Abu Dhabi do :)
     
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    Getting bored so I relabeled all the jars in the wifes spice rack. I`m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
     
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    My wife is mad at me because I never buy her flowers.

    Honestly, I had no idea that she sold flowers
     
    Archey, Nov 27, 2020
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    You're just pollen her leg! :)
    She'll get clover it! :)
     
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    Tyke_67, Nov 27, 2020
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    Leaf me alone
     
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    Hey bud, how's it growing? It's just one of rose things :)
     
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    She's got a bloomin' cheek. I would give her a bunch of fives ( only joking!).
     
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    I have just read a very graphic and frightening article about the dangers of heavy drinking so I have made up my mind, from now on....



    no more reading.
     
    Lordtyke, Nov 27, 2020
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