Nearly as good as the question on Popmaster to the Scottish contestant. "Complete this best selling album title - Take That ..... ....." Answer, "Ya Bastad"
A 4ft 10 psychic has just escaped from prison,a police spokesman said there's a small medium at large
Here's another from A SOTS listener this morning: Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're good at it.
Told my grandson I've got him a Nintendo Switch for Christmas, even though I overheard him calling me the Grinch to his mum Can't wait to see his little face when he opens it.........