The method of Wensdaahhh's winning goal on Saturday

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How will the winning goal be scored?

  1. Own goal

    6 vote(s)
    9.2%

  2. The softest of penalties

    17 vote(s)
    26.2%

  3. MASSIVE deflection

    14 vote(s)
    21.5%

  4. Hand ball

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%

  5. It'll be a clean goal, but after a dodgy red card

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  6. Deflection off a drone

    5 vote(s)
    7.7%

  7. The referee bends in a free kick

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  8. Wind assisted

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  9. Tony Pulis pops up at the far post to head it in

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  10. Frimpong

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  11. An act of God (volcano, earthquake etc)

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%

  12. Aliens

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  13. Somehow, VAR

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  14. Other... Add below

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%
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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    Is there no longer an option for people to add their own??

    Oh well, how will it happen?
     
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    Off Jordan Rhodes backside, as per normal after outplaying them for 89 minutes.
     
    Nottinghamtyke, Dec 10, 2020
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    Anderson own goal.
     
    Fonzie, Dec 10, 2020
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    We Dominate.
    Lots of niggly fouls from them
    Anderson sending off.
    We continue to play well, miss a load of chances
    Last minute ‘worldie’ from them


    Then to be told how Pulis is god and Wendssdeh are staying up
     
    Chef Tyke, Dec 10, 2020
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    David Hirst arrives late at the far post in one of Chansiris taxis, miscues his shot wildly which rebounds off of one of those pillars usually reserved for sitting Reds fans behind, unnoticed by the officials, and hits Walton in the ****** before trickling over the line in the 112th minute resulting in mass protests from the Reds players leading to a 3 game ban for McGeechanMcGeechan :rolleyes:
     
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    I've seen worse decisions go against us there
     
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    I reckon the Super Tram will score. We've been paying for it for them all these years it's bound to score for them against us eventually.
     
    Jay, Dec 10, 2020
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    I think it's nailed on we'll contrive to lose the game one way or another.
     
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    After 89 minutes of us battering them on a cloudy miserable day the clouds will open the brightest sunlight ever will blind Walton and a goal kick from Wednesday will bounce over his head and into the net,giving the massive ones a one nil win,causing praise and grumble switchboard to explode at 6 oclock
     
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    A last minute Styles thunderbastard from 35 yards hits the bar so hard, catches the wind and floats over a despairing Walton, hits our bar and rebounds in off Waltons c0ck as he turns to watch.
     
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    All of the above, and in the 15th minute of stoppage time when only 4 should have been played
     
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    Wednesday pile forward in 90th minute, they're left short at the back. Mowatt notices a chance he hits a long high ball for Chaplin to go 1 on 1 with keeper. He pings it with his left, however it hits a migrating goose, the ball bounces off said goose and loops over Walton's head into an empty net.
    Bet Victor currently giving even odds on that happening due to our long history of bad luck at the Pigsty.
     
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    Just think on though, even if we lose, perish the thought, we'll still be ten points ahead of them !
    No consolation but still a fact.
    Anyroadon, Freezer will still miss his usual open goal, and will chalk fck on it by beating all his teammates and bobbing it past Walton from 40 yards, top corner, 97th minute.
    Failing that it is bound to be some pox ridden effort by Mork of Pitsmoor, wafted in by his sheer idiocy and incompetence and inability to speak English, yer know what ar mean.
     
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    We sign Jim O'Brien on a one day loan. We bring him on in the 88th minute. It's 0-0 and hoping to close the game out.

    On the 95th minute, he miss passes the ball from the wing deep in our half to Chris Maguire. He slots it away for a 1-0 Wednesday win.

    As you can see. I'm still haunted by that memory.

    One of the worst.
     
    barrywhitesbarmyarmy, Dec 10, 2020
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    Play like we did last night and theres only one winner unfortunately in my opinion and it wont be us....last nights display if carried out on Saturday will see them Wednesday run out 2 nil winners easily.....that said play like we know we can ....by playing the ball on the ground...high press and some neat possession will see us getting a rare unexpected outing win...
    Giving us the bragging rights over the massive swillsbrough sty crew.....
    I hope and pray I'm right....
     
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    lol mate :) I'm still haunted by Di Canio's PL antics in 1997 :eek:

    90 minutes of the Ponty singing D I W-ank I O in the return game at Oakwell still only partly made up for the horror show at Hillsboro :)
     
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    The refs assistant puts the board up for 3 extra minutes & after 9 extra minutes he awards them a soft penalty , Walton makes a spectacular save from the spot kick , however , the eagle eyed official notices the encroachment of a caterpillar who has crept into the box , kick retaken which hits the bar , bounces down & goes in off the caterpillar !
     
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    A 2-2 draw. Mighty Reds to equalise in the 97th minute.
     
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    If Weds play like they did against Huddersfield we'll get a cricket score.

    Unfortunately they won't and neither will we.
     
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    It won't happen. Cauley will get a hat trick and we'll win 4-1 causing carnage on a certain radio programme ;)
     
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