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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Just as 2020 couldn't get any worse, Chris Rea's cars gone & failed it's M.O.T. :(
     
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    1st night of honeymoon

    She offered her honour, He honoured her offer.

    And all night he was on her and off her.
     
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    Should think so. He’s only allowed out 1day a year. With only his little elves rest of the year.
     
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    Years ago I invented a sandal for one legged people.

    It was a flop.
     
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    A blind man is in a pub and gets talking to the guy next to him, the blind man tells him fetch me any football and i'll tell you where its from. So the guy brings him a ball, shakes it and the blind man says this balls from Newcastle i can hear the magpies.The guy is shocked so gets him another, the blind man says that's from Norwich i can hear the canaries. So the guy is just gob smacked so gets him one last ball the blind man shake it and says that's from Sheffield Wednesday, the guy says why can you hear the Owls? the blind man says NO ITS GOING DOWN
     
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    Some of my friends have entered me into a innuendo competition.

    I hope come first.
     
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    Heee Heee. That's a foreign "diplomatic" plate. Spent ages looking at them and that thought never actually occurred to me :D:D
     
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    A Labour politician gets married to a female Conservative politician. Not a well starred union. Ont hire wedding night they have an almighty row over the political divide and go to bed with their backs towards each other.

    After a while things cool down and the Bride says "Darling, there has been a split in the opposition and if you were to stand now you would be sure to get it." To which the groom sadly replies "I'm sorry dear, the member stood as an independent and lost his deposit"
     
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