Great put downs

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  1. gaz

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    Good one from Jo Brand. A called a fat cow, quick as a flash she replies “I deliberately keep my weight up so a t**t like you doesn’t fancy me”

    Also on way back into city on the tube after the Millwall final. Group of Barnsley fans singing “staying down etc to some female blues. One shouts back “I’d rather be fu**ing down than northern”
     
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    George Kerr Well-Known Member

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    Dennis Skinner in Parliament said "Half of the members on the government benches are crooks" to which the Speaker intervened and asked him to withdraw. OK says Skinner "Half of the members on the government benches are not crooks".
     
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    Oldie but goodie........Cocky lad using a cheesy chat up line at the bar in a night club to a girl who clearly looked way above his league..... " Hi darling, ....So how do you like your eggs in the morning?" to which came the instant single word put down.... "unfertilised!" as she picked up her drink and walked off :)
     
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