Common 'advice' heard at Oakwell over the years

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  1. Lone Striker

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    E’s abaht as strong as chip oil vinegar

    E’s abaht as strong as a second mashin o’tear
     
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    Not advice, but it made me laugh a lot when I was 15, and had just started going.

    Dave Regis had missed another sitter, and the old bloke next to me shook his head, and loudly declared: "Regis? There's more life in fvcking Bognor Regis."
     
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    Blackpool away, League Cup defeat under Stendel.

    Two seagulls were flying around our section of the ground, and an extremely drunk fan began to sing: "You've none of your own! You've none of your own! We've got two seagulls, you've got none of your own!"
     
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    Nice one Curt!

    He's with us in spirit at every game. x
     
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    Gerrit forrard, It's not rocket fuel science!
     
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    One of my favourites but it wasn’t at oakwell, years ago I was sat watching a match on tv with my niece who was about 9 or 10 at the time, when she suddenly piped up...”don’t know what the man in black is making his mouth at he hasn’t even touched the ball yet”
     
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    It isn't you is it Helen lol :)
     
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    Yeah, sorry about that.
     
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    Nowt to apologise fo it were me
     
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    I hope not!!
     
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    I know we're going to **** this one up its in me watter, stop fancy danning around and just booit it out the ground!
    Whenever our defender tries to play it out when we are 1:0 up in the 89th minute.
     
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    Did you know my dad?
     
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    "Cunningham, tha like 14 stone o' black puddin'".

    No not from me I hasten to add.
     
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    LMAO at this :D:D:D
     
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    My mum used to frequently shout 'get it up', as in get it up the pitch. She could have chosen her words better. Always raised some laughs.
     
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    What's tha got for eyes lino mintoes
     
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    "What's tha mean there's no bl00dy Balti left? We dunt kick off til 3! "
     
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    "Get thi flag art thi arse!" - to any linesman in the last 20 years

    "Gi oer prattin abart wi it!" - a favourite of the Hill/Little Lee years

    "Gerrit out the parish!"

    "Come and sit up ere wi me!"

    "MOVEMENT!" - at every throw in courtesy of a gentleman in the East Lower and what I miss most about not being at Oakwell.
     
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    From mi Dad and his mates from many years ago “Come on Barnsley , Bloody Hell , Ass bi glad when Av Ed enough er this “
    RIP Dad .x
     
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    Near front of ponte end west stand side any opposition player taking a corner whose under 5foot 10 inches weers thi 6 mates
     
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