in trying to get to sleep I often play mind games such as trying to name a band through every letter of the alphabet, e.g Abba, Beatles, Clash etc. So last night I was thinking of our squad and how we've got a couple of players in our squad who's surnames begin with H, so I tried to name a team of these players, not a bad team either. Any improvements? 3-4-3 Harry Hough Mason Holgate Michal Helik. Aapo Halme Bobby Hassell. Craig Hignett. Brian Howard. Adam Hammill David Hirst. Gjorgji Hristov. John Hendrie
Hes f**king ***** hes gash hes a useless ****** Hurry up and get off you useless lovely person He's a ******* donkey He's got a head like a sheriffs badge He should come and sit up here the useless lovely person Hes not fit to wear the shirt Hes got clown feet Hes f***ing missed again He couldnt finish a hot dinner
Good team that. BUT, literally the first name I thought of was Conor Hourihane. How does he not make your team?
I'm surprised that @Jimmy viz hasn't jumped on this thread already to demand the inclusion of Chris Hedworth.
I am glad that I'm not the only person using this technique to get to sleep. I have a wide range of topics to name in alphabetical order. Perhaps I should be trying now as it is 05:15.
I try counting Wendy fans. I'm up to 27 billion so far and still haven't got to sleep. Perhaps I should try watching them instead