Weeping effing willo

I think it was an weird comment and didn’t really add much to the conversation. I’d have called it out if a straight bloke said it about a female commentator and it’s just as unnecessary for a gay bloke (or anyone to be fair) to say it about a male commentator.

 

@Mr C and @Old Goat . He was the commentator on the Bournemouth commentary. I sometimes listen to a half each of home and away so I can get the opposition's slant on things, see where they're coming from etc. He was hilariously biased so I couldn't resist turning back over to him when our second goal went in.

 

Ah, I see. I can see the attraction. It just felt, reading the thread, that everybody and their grandmother was listening to him yesterday.

 

Classic bbs this

from Bon-o-muff to Bukkake in 12 minutes

 

I'm so naive I had to google bukkake! Bloody Japanese coming over here with their foreign ideas. Nearly put me off my porridge!

 

On Ifollow I get the Barnsley biased commentary which doubles up as audio commentary. Where was the Bournemouth biased commentator broadcast?

 

Exactly who is this "willo" bloke when he's at home?

 

John Williams, hero from their 3rd and 4th Division days. Tough tackling centre half. Not a footballing bone in his body

 

If you go on settings then audio when you're watching, you can choose home or away commentary.

 

If you click the settings button in the bottom right hand corner of the screen when on I Follow, you can choose 'Audio' and then switch from 'Away' to 'Home' or vice versa.

 

Snap!

 

Thanks both. I'm going to watch the full match replay with home commentary now. Should be worth a laugh at least

 

I couldn’t help thinking I was listening to Ricky thomlinson from royal family. Comedy gold

 

OK, so now we have the mystery cleared up of how/why some people had found themselves listening to that Willams feller, can someone tell me at what point in the match he was the recipient of a Bukkake?

 

I did the same with the Derby and Birmingham game. Both of which the away commentators were understandably biased, but also had a good understanding of their team and ours. They also had the grace to admit where our teams strengths were. But the guy yesterday was watching Barcelona vs Horizon schoolboys... it was so farcical, I was as happy with his gobsmacked silence and ridiculous comments of “scandalous” and “lucky punt”... as the goals went in, than I would ever have without the commentary.

I like to listen to the opposition commentary as I then get an away slant on the proceedings. I can honestly say that in the last 6/7 games, the away commentators have been gobsmacked by our teams ability and fitness! Like a kid alone in his mansion, looking longingly over the fence to see the scruffy kids on the field having a cracking time with jumpers for goal posts...

 

There’s some choice stuff on here.
They seem to have overlapping full backs.

Is that allowed?

 

“Barnsley forward fist pumping to celebrate winning a throw-in

We don't bother celebrating goals. Says a lot about the respective team mindsets.”

 

AFC Bournemouth "Willow" classic quotes from yesterday. First half here

Before kick off
"Lets see how we cope with this Route 1 ball"
"I think we can win today. I think we can pass through them"

First half
"This high press that Barnsley play, hasn't happened yet." As I freeze the screen and we have 7 players in the Bournemouth half of the pitch!
"I hope the ref's totting theses fouls up, that's about 8 already" after Helik's foul and Barnsley's 2nd in the 7th minute
"I like the way we're playing" as Bournemouth play a long ball over the top and out of play for a goal kick
"That's not a very long throw is it?" As the Bournemouth player heads it out for a corner. That might be tactical throw in then
"We've been the better team"
"Completely against the run of play. They've done us on a set play"....."Didn't deserve that Barnsley" Helik's goal 16th minute
"They're not getting anywhere near us with the press" as they play a 50 yard long ball out of play
"What a game this football lark is. We've dominated, they get ONE corner and score from it" Possession isn't the key stat mate.
"...Training ground goal..... Hard to do.....If we carry on playing like this, we're going to tear them apart" After the equaliser 1-1
"It was like a training ground goal, like there were no opposition players on the pitch" Recapping their goal. No mention of all our big guys going up for our corner andthey caught us on the break
"We've been the better team by a country mile, make no mistake about that"
"That was Champagne football" after Collins tips the shot onto the bar and over
"We just need another goal, to justify our dominance, because we've been right on it"
"This is some of the best stuff we've played this season" Wouldn't want to see your off days then pal
"Sometimes just dropping the ball over their defence will cause them problems" but you aren't playing long balls are you? Noooooo
"Every time Barnsley attack, I'm thinking please don't score..."
"...Barnsley haven't got anywhere near us apart from one set play"
"I don't remember Valerien Ismael. He played for Crystal Palace and Bayern Munich" You'll know who is soon enough mate
"That's about the 5th or 6th time Collins has come out and headed the ball, why don't we shoot from the half way line?" Many have tried and failed, but also, I though we aren't playing the high press - see above
"We've been playing so well, I told you so" on Bournemouth going 2-1 up
"If we keep playing like this I can't see why we can't get a load more second half" Can't wait for the second half then mate
"We've dominated this first half, just disappointed to concede from a set piece"
"This is the best we've played all season"

Second half to come later

 

Its not Colman Balls anymore It’s Willo Balls
I liked the one where commentator said to him so you’re not a fan of Moneyball Willo he replied I enjoyed the film but not the way Barnsley do it .
He didn’t get that the whole point of Moneyball was exactly what Barnsley do .

 

Everyone of these got an expletive and me nearly kicking the tele in!! Sooo funny reading them back though!!