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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Could someone post a link to all the funny stuff posted on here in the last decade or so?

    Many thanks.
    Am I still allowed to say spoff?
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 15, 2021
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    Good grief! Were it not for your posts I see on Crystal's Facebook page, I'd have thought you'd crossed over the River Styx!
    Good to see you posting again, old mate. Love to you and your wonderful family.
    I dare say there's many posting on here who won't have the foggiest who you are.
     
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    I refer you to my earlier post......
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and I have one word for you.
    Tiramisu.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Back with a ban
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I just got a ban.
    I only said I much prefer Tykes Talk.

    Hope you’re all well too.
    Tiramisu indeed!
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    My status says I have an active member.
    Could you change it to “serial masturbator” please?
    Clarity is everything.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Over 4,000 messages and you last posted when Big Thing was the sponsor. I don't think it counts Carib Owl posts in that so you were busy!
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    3,934 posts were just telling @Jay he’s a bellend.
    Carib Owl only existed when I was on tramadol.

    Where’s Shefftyke?
    Can you ban @Tyketical Masterstroke as he seems really angry about something. I think he may have Peter Sand in his vagina.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Fixed that last message for you.

    Can't ban TM. He's one of the rare green shoots of sense in a baron wasteland these days. Honestly, he is.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Baron Von Wasteland?
    Amazed TM knocked bin lids out.
    I 100% thought his knackers were a barren wasteland.
     
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    Wasting your time, no-one left to get offended anymore, its just dry football talk, blame the hub and only fans.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Kinell, mate.
    In that case I’m going to start making stuff up about the club being sold & us playing at Wath Cricket Club.
    Football is **** though. Have they not realised?
     
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    Fickin brilliant post. Ps every one of mine is nothing short of literal genius
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Just like with your anus... I’m easing my way back in.

    What I lack in comedic skills I make up for in giving myself food poisoning regularly.
     
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    "Need help please"

    You've always needed fk*cing help.
     
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    Anyway, can we finish the DVDA conversation from 2009?
     
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    Sex is illegal now*

    *It genuinely is. Law was passed early in this Covid crisis (to zero state run media attention) that made it illegal to have sexual relations with anyone you don't live with. I live alone. Which means I'm getting about the same amount as usual.
     
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    Cos we're doing well everyone's wa.nking each others c0cks, even the racist Brexit lockdown nazis are only talking about 3 subs at half time schnazzle, come back when we miss out on the playoffs and big Mick buys our wingbacks on the cheap, guaranteed angst.
     
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    You’re as single as TM is cross.
    Why is he so angry? Did someone finally tell him he looks like Thom Yorke after he’s been through a pasta machine?
    Get one of those £6k life like sex dolls. Even you’d struggle to bore one of those?
     
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