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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    We’re in the play offs?
     
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    He is very cross. I tend to agree with him but I haven't got his stamina. I do the odd sprint then stop for beer and fags. Unfortunately the ones with tobacco.
     
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    You are definitely one lazy c.un.t. I bet you put your anal flesh light in the dishwasher.

    Night before St Patrick's was our last beers together was it not?
     
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  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I don’t agree with the skinny bellwhiff.
    His last post said Covid caused Carl Regan.
    He’s more angry than VI when he sees his mobile phone bill without realising roaming charges are back.
     
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    Have you got any shoes?
     
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    I don't know if that's to me or TFP and I don't know when St Patrick's day is. We were out on the last day of freedom last year, coming up to a year ago. Last day I remember doing anything remotely fun.

    *Edit - which means if I die any time soon I'll probably be thinking of you on my deathbed. Fk*cing typical. Fk*c my life.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I’ve been in there before every match for the last decade but you never showed up.
    I was masturbating in the disabled toilets to be fair.
     
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    Amused in the knowledge that loads on here now will wonder what the chuff has just happened. I feel old.
     
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    Spoff off
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I miss the 18 page long diagonal threads.
    17 pages calling Jay a *****.
     
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    Lovely place.
     
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    There was a guy on here on Saturday who wanted to ejaculate into a commentators mouth. First time I've thought about you for years.
     
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    I only left to look after the kids for a bit.
    They’re fine now, so I can just get back to calling Jay a massive genetic buffoon.
     
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    Can't stop laughing at this!
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I agree with him.
    Often at work (a place us normal folk go) if someone is spouting ballax I tend to jizz in their face. Perfectly normal. I think you might be the tissue here?
     
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    How's the last 10 years gone bringing up my kids? Are they doing alright?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    They’re fine.
    Both look just like you: ugly as ****.
    Jay Jnr spoke his first words last week.
    “Roll ups” he said, he’s 9.
     
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    I've just laughed out loud at one of the last times we spoke. You were in a bar in a Chinese airport and I asked you if you'd armed the bomb.

    How was the rectal examination?
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Dear god. I thought you'd been transported.

    Have you had anymore work done?

    Punk.jpg
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Best action I had all week.
    My last work trip before lockdown? China. Came back with a cough Xmas 2019.
    I’ve basically killed 130k people.
    I’m still not as bad as Kevin Donovan though.
     
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