I'll be having my usual half-time toast followed by a last minute carting of the yellow bin to the curb, trying not to wake the neighbours.
I'm having to hold my lucky socks and my lucky pants up with gaffa tape now. They don't so much fit me comfortably as they need folding or bending now. Like shaping cardboard. I have a couple of rolls of sticky tape to parcel them up to my svelt figure. I look a reyt chump but if it helps the reds win then I don't care. The wife is nowhere to be seen.
Sounds too much like Wigan deal , I wouldn’t risk it as it wouldn’t go down well and start blaming you .
Got to be Mars bar. I only wash my underpants each time we lose. I can hardly walk. But I’ll soldier on. If I can get out of the garage.
If someone else manages it does that negate your failure? It worked when someone else spotted the magpies for me!
Before Brentford match bought two family members a Subway sandwich (bottom of Harborough Hills Road.) Jokingly pointed out to me that these Subway sandwiches brought us luck so every match home and away have been getting two Subways - always make sure am served by same person in shop - just returned with two for tonight - jallopenos (sp) anyone??
Keep going mate. Only 10 more games plus the playoffs to go. End of May is in sight, then your wife can return
We’ve moved house for the first time in 24 years this year. The last year we moved we got promoted to the Prem!! I am very superstitious! The Reds are going up!!