Steven on Football Heaven

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  1. Red

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    They should block his number so he can,t ring up.
     
  2. Prince of Risborough

    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    I agree but then they would have to do that to the rest who call every night . Then there would be no show and it wouldn’t be the “best phone in show in the universe”, or whatever phrase they use to describe it.
     
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    Think if they were to block any number it would be paul the Rotherham fan. Who never finishes a sentance before starting another. If I was doing the show I’d find it impossible not to say F*ck off paul
     
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    Car crash radio. They don't air it to try to be informative or intelligent. They know full well that having a bunch of idiots on every night means people will tune in to laugh at the idiots.
    If you can put on a programme that makes the audience feel superior to the contestants/callers then you're on to a winner I'm afraid.
     
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    Aye, he really gets on mi tits!
     
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    Shepley Red Well-Known Member

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    Another one, Mick the Rawmarsh Owl, that guy could argue with himself in the mirror!! Thinks he knows it all, anyone that dares to challenge anything he says apparently does not have a clue!
     
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    That’s my local park,
     
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    Paul the miller lol......always gets stuck for words and comes out saying “watchamacallit”!...when can’t remember players name lol
     
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    ‘And I’ve said it afooower a want Waneigh art laaaak, e ent gorra whachamacallit, idea’.
     
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    It’s the other Miller who gets on my nerves - Brian(?) . Shouts down the phone. “Narthen wharrabart that? What do you think Adam? Not many Benny.”
    Talks like he’s best pals with the hosts.
    Cringe every time he’s on (after I’ve turned the volume down) “Thanks for tekkin mi call pal.”
     
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    As soon as the caller says they didn't go to or watch the game they should hang up. Don't waste air time on idiots that couldn't even be bothered to watch the game.
     
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    Yep...I didn’t go today and I haven’t watched it but we were rubbish :D
     
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    Every Wednesday fan then.
     
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    I agree he’s one of the very worst! Every other sentence is a question: “does tha no ifiz fit fo setdi?” “oo worrit that scoored that wun?” And so on, for a long time. He’s a show favourite obviously because he never gets less than five minutes. There are several who get long slots every time while others might get cut off after 30 seconds.

    And those that want to know how the presenter is, how’s the family, who is that speaking - what’s that got to do with YOU, you muppet!! Just get on with it! It’s a shame it’s on the BBC who clearly are not allowed to say what they think or criticise a caller because some of them need telling.
     
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    A dunt care wot tha sez, thi'll nivver bi anuther "Brian the Blade". A reight God o' t'airwaves if tha asks me!
     
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    I think some of you are being a bit harsh on some of the callers to be honest!
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    Not at all! People who call in to radio stations deserve all the criticism going if all they’ve got is inane drivel coming out of their mouths. Like I said earlier in the thread there ARE some good callers but they are few and far between.

    The numpties can’t help being numpties but the (presumably well paid) presenters shouldn’t be encouraging their stupidity. Unfortunately that is precisely what they do, so on they go, night after night....
     
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    My dad used to work with Brian the Miller. Says he's a really nice bloke.
     
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    Well I like listening to football heaven.

    I quite like Mick the Owl as well. Straight talking, and doesn't come across as one of those Wednesday fans who think they have an entitlement, because they got to a couple of cup finals 30 years ago.
     
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    Favourite calls on football heaven ever:

    Mark the Pitsmoor Owl, being cut off for going into detail about his arrest and subsequent time in prison, despite Rob Staton pleading with him to stop.

    Wednesday fan on a life support machine. A Wednesday caller was connected, the presenter informed him he was live. He breathed a big sigh, and then the unmistakable sound of a life support machine kicked in. The line then dropped out.

    Number 10 man. A Sheffield United fan, who couldn't understand what the presenter meant when he talked about 'the number 10 role'. He couldn't fathom why the presenter was referring to Dominic Calvert Lewin as a number 10, when he wore shirt number 19.
     
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