Who would you have a go on but not tell your mates?

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    In a candid interview Patel said, "I've just had amazing sex with @portsmouth tyke. It went on for over two hundred and twenty, forty five hundred, seventeen forty thousand hours".
     
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    I would let her off if she only got confused once, if she was like the abacus then I would wipe my cok on the curtains and be out of there
     
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    Princess Anne in her 20s.
     
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    Salam Hayek, and I’d definitely tell all my mates about it :D
     
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    Nicola Sturgeon and I defo wouldn't be bragging about that one to my mates. Think she'd put me in the naughty corner and make me do it again if I did it wrong. Although my first love has always been Janette Krankie, can't beat the real thing lol.
     
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    Jan Molby
    Sorry wrong thread
     
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    The real one or the fake version on The Crown? I'd definitely take the fake Lady Di over the real one. And the fake Queen (Claire Foy version).
     
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    Susanna Hoffs is pretty awesome for a 62 year old, but I reckon I'd probably struggle to keep that conquest to myself. My wife's sister is pretty hot, but that one would definitely have to be kept under wraps for obvious reasons (just to be clear, this is purely hypothetical and I'd never do such a thing!).
     
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    Real un
     
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    Tha must be knocking on lol
     
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    This thread hasn’t aged that well.

    Unlike Carol Kirkwood.
     
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    Shannyn Sossamon
    Emily Blunt
     
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    Mary Ann Ochota.
    I imagine her teeth nibbling me all over.
     
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    Natasha Khan (Bat for Lashes).
     
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    I just did a Google search about this and nothing came up!
     
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    You wouldn't want to follow through.
     
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    Anything to do with Bramall Lane is off limits.
     
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    Wonder how many folk have googled some of these names...
     
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    ...followed by the word ‘topless’.

    Actually, Nicola Sturgeon’s name featured in this thread. The thought of her topless has just ruined my tea!! Bet she has sprigs of thistle instead of boobies.
     
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