Sausage Roll Incident At Southend

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  1. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    dreamboy3000, Apr 27, 2021
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    I was wondering what was happening with those people with banning orders. There will be people that were banned for 1 year or 18 months at the start of 2020 who will not have been banned from many games at all.
     
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    They were instead forced to watch iFollow on loop.






    (Note this is a joke, cue Matt Bailey sending me DMs)
     
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    Timely reminder that I must spend more quality time with my kids. :)
     
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    I believe 3 years is the minimum term for a banning order.
     
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    Whoever threw the sausage roll was banger out of order.
     
    winged avenger, Apr 27, 2021
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    Anybody who throws a sausage roll away must be an unsavory character.
     
    Old Goat, Apr 27, 2021
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    Good job it wasn’t a sausage roll from our ground , could have caused a serious injury
     
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    3 year ban because of an arrogant, self-important bully of a steward who provoked and inflamed a situation to a level that would never end quietly.
     
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    "A BRAWL at a Southend United football match saw a hooligan throw a sausage roll at a steward."

    They don't make hooligans like they used to. Sounds like an argument at the WI.
     
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    I make my own sausage rolls and to tell the truth, they are superb !!
    You wouldn't throw them away.
     
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    I'm proper chuckling at that. :D:D:D
     
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    Yes someone could have got a good pastrying.
     
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    Lock em up & throw away the quiche. :)
     
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    Good job Conor McGreggsor wasn’t at the game. It was the best I could do at short crust notice, sorry!
     
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    In the lads deffence he was probably Wurst for wear.
     
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    Proper laughing at all the jokes on this thread. Well done everyone. You've all cheered me up no end :)
     
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