Can't believe I typed up a full on serious reply to this before the penny dropped...........I even thought 'Hicksy's a bit useless just picking a pub off Trip Advisor'!
There's a place called Sheffield Bottom, near Reading https://www.google.com/maps/@51.4327612,-1.0480472,13.29z
Lol, a better enquiry would be - do u know any decent real ale pubs near Hallam FC ground at Sandygate? #jumpingship