It amazes me why the only teams who disagree with FFP are the ones who are gambling on reaching the prem and failing
BREAKING NEWS. Prime minister Boris Johnson has announced. Due to the new Indian Covid variant. People will now be offered the Pun-Jab.
NASA, after the recent successes on Mars are thinking of opening a restaurant for tourists on the moon. Can't see it myself - the food might be good but there'll be no atmosphere.
I'm off to Scotland tomorrow. whilst I am there I think I will get a hair cut. I've been to that the Edinburgh fringe is fantastic.
I received a brown envelope through the door this morning that said 'Do not bend!' I thought, "How am I going to pick that up then?"