If Shane MacGowan and Mo Mowlam had a love child...

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  1. Jul

    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Would it look like Swansea’s manager, Steve Cooper?
     
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    I think he looks like a cross between Kryten from Red Dwarf and a bottle opener
     
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    With a sprinkling of Martin Clunes.
     
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    And Thom Yorke
     
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    He looks like he could eat an apple through a chain link fence
     
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    I genuinely can’t stand him, never mind how he looks, but Jesus, he’s good. Done us again, and deservedly. We should have got something from the game but if I were an away fan having just witnessed that performance, I’d be delighted.
     
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    I've seen orcs that were better looking.
     
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    Only if they'd been chewing a bag of wasps
     
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    He looks like a cross between Dobby the house elf and a dildo. And he’s well got us completely worked out.
     
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    I would suggest Steve Ovett crossed with a village idiot.
     
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    Reading some of the comments you'd think we just played the Brazil 1970 team. We lost and they looked decent enough but we created the better chances.
     
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    Take the misfit backward kid from every council estate in Britain. Mould them into one and stump them with a question on physics.

    That's Coopers expression to a tee.
     
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    Looks like Plug from Beano
     
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    I was astounded to read the other day that he's only 41 years old! I was convinced that he was at least 55 when they dug him up three years ago.
     
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    **** me, he's a year older than me. He makes Steve Lamacq look like a model.

    I'm sure there's a sheep walking around in Wales without two front teeth.
     
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    I'd listen to Luke Chadwick on Undr the Cosh.

    Horrible this thread, if I'm honest. And it happens every time Steve Cooper comes up.

    Only banter though innit, lads?
     
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    come on if you saw him near a school you'd be straight on the blower
     
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    E3Red Well-Known Member

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    So funny. What a zinger. I bet that felt good.

    You should seriously consider pitching some ideas to comedy impresarios.
     
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    I also think think this is a horrible thread :(
     
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    Yeah, bit weird this thread...
     
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