BoJo got married yesterday, here's a piccie of the happy couple

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  1. Dragon Tyke

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    Those wedding vows revealed...

    I Carrie Symonds
    take this custard-filled binbag
    to be my awful wedded husband.
    To spaff and to scold
    from this day forward,
    to batter and curse,
    get richer and richer,
    in slickness and wealth,
    to loathe and be hellish
    till lawyers do us part...
     
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    That's way too good looking for BoJo the Clown :)
     
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    Nicked off Twitter??

    I’d be curious if anyone can explain how he got married in a Catholic Church. I thought catholics didn’t allow divorcees to remarry or has that changed now
     
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    Seemingly as none of his previous marriages were in Catholic Churches they weren't recognised as 'official' by the Catholic Church.
     
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    no it was shared to me on facebook, thought it was amusing.
     
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    By the way for any young female BBSers can I just point out the position of mistress has just become vacant
     
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    Congrats to Boris and the future ex Mrs Johnson
     
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    Why doesn’t the BBS have a vomit emoji?
     
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    It would go into melt down.
     
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    Look at the real one, Carrie's hand is relaxed whilst Johnson's hand is making a fist which apparently is a sign of unhappiness eg babies crying and making a fist. He's took the trouble to put a suit on and all the wedding trimmings but the tub of lard still somehow can't comb his thatch. And he looks like a father giving his daughter away.
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    Looks same suit and tie as here though which is a little bit awkward…

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    same vacant expression as well.... :)
     
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