Every kwik-fit fitter has to go to school

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  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    We teach them all there is to know, each little golden rule
    Our fitters have to be first class, only the best will do
    When they pass with flying colours they're official boys in blue
    So drive on down to kwik-fit, we're waiting just for you
    Every products guaranteed, you'll love their prices too
    You can't get better than a kwik-fit fitter
    You can't get better than a kwik-fit fitter
    You can't get better than a kwik-fit fitter
    We're the boys to trust
     
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    I'd like to build the world a home And furnish it with love
    Grow apple trees and honey bees And snow-white turtle doves
    I'd like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony I'd like to hold it in my arms And keep it company
    I'd like to see the world for once All standing hand in hand
    And hear them echo through the hills For peace throughout the land (That's the song I hear)
    I'd like to teach the world to sing (Let the world sing today) In perfect harmony
    I'd like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony
    Id like to build the world a home And furnish it with love
    Grow apple trees and honey bees And snow-white turtle doves
     
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    Turtle doves, becoming a bird of the past. Long time since I heard the purr of a turtle dove
     
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    Didcot Red Well-Known Member

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    Spam Slam Spam Spam
    Spam Spam Spam Spam
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    Spam Spam Spam Spam
    Spam wonderful Spam.
     
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    Whoooooooaaaa Bodyform
    Shape for confidence
    Shape for comfort
    Shape for you
     
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    Season cycle moving round and round
    Pushing life up from a cold dead ground
    It's growing green
    It's growing green,
    Well Darling don't you ever stop to wonder
    About the clouds about the hail and thunder
    'Bout the baby and its umbilical
    Who's pushing the pedals on the season cycle?

    Summer chased by Autumn
    Autumn chased by Winter
    Winter chased by Springtime
    Springtime's turning

    Season cycle go from death to life
    Bring a harvest or a man his wife
    It's growing green
    It's growing green,
    Well, Darling, don't you ever sit and ponder
    Darling did you ever think
    About the building of the hills a yonder
    All this life stuff's closely linked
    Where we're going in this verdant spiral
    Who's pushing the pedals on the season cycle?

    I really get confused on who would make all this,
    Is there a God in Heaven?
    Everybody says join our religion, get to Heaven,
    I say no thanks, why bless my soul,
    I'm already there!
     
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    You wonder where the yellow went
    When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
     
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    Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back When the room smells fresh so do you Next time you vacuum you know just what to do Next time you vacuum you know just what to do Next time you vacuum you know just what to do Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back.
     
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    I fookin love XTC...massively underrated
     
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    Makes me think of the Mad Men finale.
     
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    Any Tom dick or walt will love the taste of malt in a colt 45

    Will it be chip's or jacket spuds
    Will it be carrots or frozen peas
    will it be mushrooms fried onion rings
    You'll have to wait and see
    Hope it's chips it's chips we hope it's chips
     
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    Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
    what kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
    Fat kids, skinny kids,
    Kids that climb on rocks
    Tough kids, sissy kids
    Even kids with chicken pox
    love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
    The dogs kids love to bite.
     
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    The hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face,
    With mild green fairy liquid.
     
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    I’m a secret lemonade drinker
    R Whites , R Whites
    I’ve been trying to give it up but it’s one of those nights .
    R Whites , R Whites.
    R Whites Lemonaaaade
    I’m a secret lemonade Drinker .

    incidentally the actor in the original advert is Elvis Costellos Father .

    For real !
     
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    It's not. His father, along with Elvis, wrote the theme tune.
     
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    Marlon Well-Known Member

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    Memory playing tricks on me again .
     
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    I don't think it is mate. You will have read that somewhere. For whatever reason it got twisted from him writing and singing the theme tune to him being the actor in the advert. That's been misreported all over the place.
     
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    Bit like the story that Bob Holness, the Blockbusters presenter, played saxophone on Baker Street.
    That urban myth was a common ‘little known fact’ back in the day.
     
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    The Milky Bar Kid is strong and tough
    And only the best is good enough
    The creamiest milk, the whitest bar
    The goodness that’s in Milky Bar

    ‘The Milky Bars are on Me’
     
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