Films so bad you've walked out of the cinema

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    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    Batman and Robin

    I paid to get in but I would have paid to get out. Left after an hour. Dross.
     
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    I've never left, but was very close during Captain Correlis Mandolin. Snorefest.
     
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    Angela’s Ashes, utterly depressing. Didn’t walk out but it would have been better if I had. Actually went by mistake. The film changed midweek and we hadn’t realised, initially thought it was a trailer before the main film started!
     
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    Sorry for being thick but when you go to the cinema don't you say something like 'two tickets for Angela's ashes please'? Rather than just walking in
     
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    natural born killers

    waste of 2 hours
     
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    Blair Witch Project.

    Waited about 45mins for the film to start properly, but it never did so we walked out. Absolute tosh.
     
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    Rate that as one of my favourite psychological horrors, opinions eh
     
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    Dracula
     
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    I never have. I've never not finished reading a book either, even if I'm not particularly enjoying it.
     
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    You’d think so wouldn’t you but life is never that simple. Unfortunately it was a venue where they only show one film and change it mid week. I think they had something on we wanted to see earlier in that week and it wasn’t obvious they’d changed it. It wasn't the first time we’d been to the wrong film there but it was the most memorable for the wrong reasons. I don’t think their heart was in films and the venue now mainly have live bands.
     
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    Not for the last 16 months.
     
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    When I was about five my dad took me to see a Disney film. I was really excited. We sat through the trailers and the short film you used to get back then. Then another film that just went on and on with a man with a guitar singing. Dad said the Disney film would be on soon but we sat there for what felt like years and it never came. He’d gone to the wrong cinema. I’ve hated Elvis Presley ever since.
     
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    Fell asleep about 6 minutes into Evita and woke up at the credits. Walked out of Basic Instinct cos I was bored and peckish
     
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    Which version...the Gary Oldman one is on mi favourite horror films list
     
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    Eyes wide ****... I mean shut.
     
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    Rancid Aluminium.

    The title should have been enough of a warning, but we didn't heed it.
     
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    Basic instinct
     
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    Travesty of a film.. Turned a great novel into a cinematic version of one of those 'ten a penny' Mills and Boon Romcom paperbacks. Terrible casting, pointless scenes added that were not in the book and besides, I cant' stand Nicolas Cage (although Con Air was pretty good).

    I watched 20 minutes of it on TV once out of curiosity having read the book which, admittedly, takes a little while to get going but then BAM !! It was hard to put down after that. Fantastic historical detail and great characterisations.
     
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    Paranormal activity. Ironically you got dramatic weirdos crying over it. It was gash.
     
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    Agreed, really bad gear.
     
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