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    Barnsley_Blitz Well-Known Member

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    Staying at a Mercure hotel down Bristol and Joey Barton is in the room next to me. How unfortunate.
     
    Barnsley_Blitz, Aug 5, 2021
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    Keep him up all night by playing Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time through the wall at full blast...
     
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    You think il get battered If I scream there’s only one Daniel Stendel?
     
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    But fortunate for his missus. I guess.
     
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    Then set off the smoke alarms.. :)
     
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    I am sure we could between us all help @Barnsley_Blitz create a Spotify playlist of Barton related tunes to keep him up all night.
     
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    I'd be prank calling him on the hour, every hour. And then after you've called, pop round to complain about the noise.
     
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    Don’t forget to be neighbourly by offering up your eyeballs should the hotel have not supplied him with an ashtray for his room.
     
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    Are you singing "there's only one Daniel Stendel" in the corridor!!??
     
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    Stick the the nut on him whilst he isnt looking then discreetly leave as if nothing happened.
     
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    Be subtle, stick the please clean my room on his door first thing in the morning….
     
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