Hate to think that Wensdeh would have a monopoly, but Benito Carbone wasn't a bad name either. Even if he should have been on the menu at Pinochio's!
Was scrolling down hoping to have this pick for myself! Only discovered this one yesterday on the drive back from Oakwell. I always thought Sam Matterface was a massive fan.
Juan Pablo Angel. He should have been far better than he was, but he sounded sexy before you even saw him play. The kind of name given to the latest Harchester United signing who runs off with the captain’s wife.
Kevin Prince Boateng , sound as though he should’ve been a boxer . Phil Bardsley only one letter from being best surname in English Football.